CD: Do you see this, Solluxander?
TA: yes but-
CD: this? this is bullshit
yEAH ANON THATS PERFECT OMG I LOVE STABDADS
Team Billiards 2 - TF2 art
The Demoman doesn’t usually join them for their billiards games. His depth perception’s off and after a few more drinks he’s usually ranting about the fiddly wee sticks and the balls that’d be better used in some kind of IED.
But he’s surprisingly good at the game, and that’s enough. The Sniper has patient ability honed from years of weekends spent playing snooker in dim bars, the Spy has the flair of a man who’s learned to be very good or very bad at any sort of game as required, and the Engineer favours trick shots where he can show off his mental calculations. The Demoman’s the only one of them with a sheer instinct for the game, and it can’t just be from days spent bouncing grenades off walls to hit a pocket of BLUs.
Drunk and lairy or no, the three regulars know that he’s the one you really need to go up against, if you want a real sense of competition.
And he still won’t tell the Spy how he managed that one shot with the glass eye and the brandy glass.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Customer: are you open
- The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
- The constant cramps
- Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
- Having to deal with mood swings
- Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
- When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
- Craving food to calm you down
- The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
- Feeling over emotional
- FUCKEN CRAMPS
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad