You will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER EVER be more dramatic than this man.
Spam of something you like/someone you find attractive:
Spam of something you don’t like:
Grammar is not being used correctly in a serious post:
You hear an amazing song for the first time:
Drama on your dash over stupid stuff:
Cute couples:
Awkward porn gifs:
When you reply to some dumb anon with a witty response:
FOOD:
A post of yours gets over 10 notes:
Log on and see you have no
And you go
See you lost a follower
Go through your dash
See a funny post
Reblog a million things
Gain a follower
Hear an awesome song
See someone reblog someone’s post as their own
Get a message
Get an anon trolling on your tumblr
Parents tell you to get off
But you stay on anyways
Later you look at the time
Realize you only have a few hours to sleep
Run to bed
Leave for school the next morning
hetero
yuri
yaoi
nonshippers
long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked
congratulations roderich you are passing your cheapskate ways onto your 4-year-old son
hapsburg family nonsense
Does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
MATTHEW WILLIAMS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY COMPLEX CHARACTER.
BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS BOIL HIM DOWN TO REALLY MANLY, REALLY FEMININE, REALLY SLUTTY, OR A PSYCHOPATH.
IM CRY.
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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